Because Reality Is Shit Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

This album has an average beat per minute of 108 BPM (slowest/fastest tempos: 0/187 BPM).

BPM Profile Because Reality Is Shit

Album starts at 94BPM, ends at 145BPM (+51), with tempos within the 0-187BPM range.
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Tracklist Because Reality Is Shit

I Hope Some Dude From a Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out

2'03

87 BPM

Jamie Bunker's Power Mullet Says Gaiares Is Pretty Awesome

0'24

123 BPM

Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and the Pips

1'34

117 BPM

Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die

1'02

163 BPM

I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-Hole, I'm a Prick

0'43

114 BPM

Hellbent for Heathers

2'01

119 BPM

Act 6, Stage 9

0'50

Music for 13 Year Old Girls to Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid at Each Other)

0'55

78 BPM

My Soul Infested With Swimming Horses of Blood

0'34

94 BPM

The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)

0'08

94 BPM

The Trend Is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)

0'40

187 BPM

Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film

1'34

103 BPM

Telemundo Estilo de Vila Masoquismo

0'41

152 BPM

The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special

0'42

102 BPM

Act 77, Stage 9

0'25

109 BPM

Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial

0'17

139 BPM

Act 18, Stage 77

0'13

94 BPM

The Perils of Penelope Pin-Up

1'56

78 BPM

Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!

1'08

Like an Autotune Giraffe

1'03

109 BPM

Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!

0'19

99 BPM

Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert

0'36

131 BPM

FINAL STAGE

0'50

82 BPM

I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors

2'08

117 BPM

Should Have Died at Twenty Seven

1'22

145 BPM

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Tracklist Because Reality Is Shit

Act 1, Scene 1

Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers

Attack of the Cannibal Quacks

Act 12, Stage 8

A Stripper Named Gertrude

Paula Deen Sings the Hits: Twisted Sister

I Hope Some Dude From a Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out

Jamie Bunker's Power Mullet Says Gaiares Is Pretty Awesome

Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and the Pips

Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die

I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-Hole, I'm a Prick

Hellbent for Heathers

Act 6, Stage 9

Music for 13 Year Old Girls to Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid at Each Other)

My Soul Infested With Swimming Horses of Blood

The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)

The Trend Is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)

Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film

Telemundo Estilo de Vila Masoquismo

The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special

Act 77, Stage 9

Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial

Act 18, Stage 77

The Perils of Penelope Pin-Up

Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!

Like an Autotune Giraffe

Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!

Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert

FINAL STAGE

I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors

Should Have Died at Twenty Seven

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